The iPoor is the most gorgeous and simple phone ever created. Its beautiful, colourful outer casing is bound to turn heads. The huge pink antenna is not only attractive but functional, providing an astonishing 25 foot range.
Move over, Jeff Han. The iPoor features the most revolutionary user interface since the mouse. With over 5 colorful buttons you can touch, or even press multiple buttons at the same time for true, patented multi-touch technology.
Life just got simpler. No other phone offers the reliability and simplicity of the iPoor. In the package are real maps you can use to easily locate the nearest available iBooths TM in your area. iBooths are now available at malls, restaurants, and other public places near you.
iPoor provides calling simplicity like no other cell phone can. Options range from a green bunny to a dark green bunny to a bear. There are 4 calling options, all of them colorful animals!
iPoor features the Am I Hot Widget (tm), a mirror located in front of the phone.
iPoor goes back to the basics, allowing you to memorize phone numbers and thus increasing your IQ.
Think again. With iPoor on the scene, buying an iPhone is almost a humanitarian crime against yourself. Do you really want the iPhone's sexy, metallic body when you can have colorful plastic? Here's more reason to make your next purchase an iPoor.
"In my country, we all use iPoor high technology. If I not use, I will be execute. But it's nice, I like! "— Borat, Journalist.
— Russell, Fortune Teller.
"Be a man and get iPoor, or somebody gonna get hurt real bad... "
"Save the iPoor, save the world! Wait, that doesn't make sense... Oh well, I don't care. I'm a fictional Japanese character!"— Hiro, Fictional Time Traveller.
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