Say Hello to iPoor
The iPoor is the most gorgeous and simple phone ever created.
Its beautiful, colourful outer casing is bound to turn heads. The huge
pink antenna is not only attractive but functional, providing an
astonishing 25 foot range.
Move over, Jeff Han. The iPoor features the most revolutionary
user interface since the mouse. With over 5 colorful buttons you can
touch, or even press multiple buttons at the same time for true,
patented multi-touch technology.
Stellar Battery Life
Life just got simpler. No other phone offers the reliability
and simplicity of the iPoor. In the package are real maps you can use
to easily locate the nearest available iBooths TM
in your area. iBooths are now available at malls, restaurants, and
other public places near you.
Mind Blowing Phonebook Simplicity
iPoor provides calling simplicity like no other cell phone
can. Options range from a green bunny to a dark green bunny to a bear.
There are 4 calling options, all of them colorful animals!
Improves your dating life.
iPoor features the Am I Hot Widget (tm), a mirror located in
front of the phone.
Increases your IQ by 17%
iPoor goes back to the basics, allowing you to memorize phone
numbers and thus increasing your IQ.
Spread the iPoor Word
Sucks. Help me Kick it.
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Out When iPoor is Released
"Hello, I'm Steve
Nojobs, CEO of iPoor. My Phone is the iPhone Killer."
"Incredibly pathetic attempt."
- Steve Jobs, Apple CEO.
"I guess it has a better battery life..."
- Michael Arringtones, Techcrutch
"Get a real job."
- Steve's mother.
Thinking about getting an iPhone?
Think again. With iPoor on the scene, buying an iPhone is
almost a humanitarian crime against yourself. Do you really
want the iPhone's sexy, metallic body when you can have colorful
plastic? Here's more reason to make your next purchase an iPoor.
- It's Cheaper. Using amazing
manufacturing techniques, all of the iPoor's amazing features are
available at an AMAZING price!
- Just Because. Do you really
need more reasons? No, you don't.
What Others Have to Say
"In my country, we all use iPoor high technology. If
I not use, I will be execute. But it's nice, I like! "
— Borat, Journalist.
— Russell, Fortune Teller.
a man and get iPoor, or somebody gonna get hurt real bad... "
"Save the iPoor, save the world! Wait, that
doesn't make sense... Oh well, I don't care. I'm a fictional Japanese
— Hiro, Fictional Time Traveller.
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