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What should I do to win?

It's very simple. All you have to do is enter your email and Susbcribe to iPoor's mailing list. That's it. Steve Nojobs will send you a funny email occasionally, and let you know what he's up to -  you can unsubscribe anytime. But if you want to increase your chances of winning our free giveaway, here's what you can do:
1.  Link to iPoor. <a href ="">iPhone</a>killer
2.  Join our Facebook Cult.
3.  Kick Poverty in the groin. 

Kicking Poverty can be as easy as clicking on the Hunger site - post on Steve's Kick Poverty page, leave your email, and a post describing what you've done to help.
What are the Free Giveaway rules?
A number of subscribers, bloggers who have linked us and Kicked Poverty supporters, will be selected at random at the end of August. Steve will make an official announcement on his blog, so don't forget to check the blog for the winners!  The prizes and monetary equivalent are only available to residents of the U.S, Canada, Australia and UK. (Sorry about that. We feel your pain, my international friends...) iPoor affiliates and Steve's friends are not illegible to participate.
What are the prizes?
We selected a number of really fun and awesome gadgets from our friends at ThinkGeek and our enemies at Apple.

The GorillaPod
Ninja Remote
Palm Sized Helicopter
Giant Plush Microbes
Apple Dock Connector to USB Cable
Power Support Crystal Film Set for iPhone
Apple iPhone Stereo Headset

The GorillaPod

Get the perfect picture!

The Gorillapod firmly secures your compact digital camera to just about anything - anywhere and everywhere. Unlike traditional tripods the Gorillapod doesn't require an elevated flat surface for you to take the perfect picture. The flexible joints allow you to rotate and bend 360º to form the perfect shape. This opens up a lot of new poses and angles for your photos and it's also safer for your equipment - no more crazy acrobatics and precarious positions for your valuable digital camera.

Gorillapod is lightweight, compact, bendable, wrappable and easy to carry. It's the perfect accessory for getting great photos in any location. Please note, camera not included (duh!).

Ninja Remote. ( It mutes TVs! )

Tiny remote ready for secret missions This little universal remote is the newest (secret) weapon in the Ninja's arsenal and we assure you in the right hands it can be used to quickly assassinate dangerously annoying TV shows. Simply point the Ninja Remote at the intended target (a television set) and press the mute button for a few seconds - once the TV mutes the remote is now ready to assume full control of its victim. Innocent bystanders will be frozen with fear (or very animated with anger) as the volume and channel change magically in front of their eyes, seemingly controlled by some mysterious force.

The Ninja Remote's powers will work on a wide variety of televisions (Sony, Panasonic, Samsung, Toshiba, Sanyo, Aiwa, Mitsubishi, Philips, JVC, Sharp, etc) and its small size will safeguard you against discovery.
Palmsize R/C Helicopter

Tiny Copter Attack!

We just can't seem to get enough of tiny R/C helicopters. They're taking the ThinkGeek office by storm... swarming and amusing the office dogs. Buzzing delightfully as we procrastinate on our TPS reports. Even the robotic monkeys are impressed at the tiny size and amazing technology. These mini copters can take off from your hand and circle your desk as your co-workers gape in amazement. Full control allows you to hover and turn left or right as your copter moves slowly forward. Two different channels let you to fly with a friend. But practice-up on your aviation skills if you hope to challenge the expert pilots at ThinkGeek. 

Giant Plush Microbes

Infectuously Cute Plush Microbes!

Most folks never realize how cute microbes can be when expanded 1,000,000 times and then fashioned into cuddly plush. Until now, that is. Keep one on your desktop to remind yourself that there is an "invisible" universe out there filled with very small things that can do incredible damage to much bigger things. Then go and wash your hands. Lather, rinse, repeat.

Malaria (Plasmodium falciparum)

The tropics have coconuts, soft beaches, clear water, shiny fish, colorful birds, steel drums, umbrella drinks. And Malaria.
Rabies (Rabies Virus)
Your pets will be foaming at the mouth to get one of our Rabies dolls.
Heartworm (Dirofilaria immitis)
A bad relationship can break your pets' heart. But they'll love this little worm!
BookWorm(Anobium punctatum)
Do you have a favorite bookworm? We do! And our book-lover is sure to interest just about any bibliophile.

Each 5-7 inch plush microbe comes with a instructional card that includes an actual picture of the microbe along with information about the microbe in its natural environment.

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Wait... there are more prizes to win in our free giveaway.

iPhone Memorabilia

Since iPoor is going to become the next Apple and make iPhone nothing but a memory and a cache in the Internet Archives, we're happy to offer some iPhone memorabilia in the prizes. This could be valuable in 2 years, when Apple ceases all operations. You could sell them on eBay!

Apple Dock Connector to USB Cable

Price: $19.00

Use the Dock Connector to USB Cable to charge and sync your iPhone or iPod with your Mac or Windows PC.

This USB 2.0 cable connects your iPhone or iPod — directly or through a Dock — to your computer's USB port for efficient syncing and charging or to the Apple USB Power Adapter for convenient charging from a wall outlet.
Power Support Crystal Film Set for iPhone

Price: $14.95

Shield your iPhone from scratches with Power Support's Crystal Film Set—a pair of revolutionary, clear static cling films.

Smart yet simple, protective yet practically imperceptible, the Power Support Crystal Film Set provides superior defense against the scratches, dust, and dirt of an on-the-go life. 
Apple iPhone Stereo Headset

Price: $29.00

Get a second Stereo Headset for your iPhone and keep it in your bag, your car, anywhere.
Modeled after the acclaimed new Apple iPod Earphones, the iPhone Stereo Headset provide superior comfort, fit, and sound quality. The Stereo Headset also features a high performance microphone — fitted with a windscreen for added clarity — that is positioned inline on the cabling for the right earphone. The microphone capsule also serves as a Send/End button, for answering and ending of iPhone calls, and it even controls basic music playback.

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